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empty stadiums
02:16
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empty stadiums
waiting for players to wake up
waiting for blaseball to come back
a cup of coffee by my side
I'm ready for the IBL to come alive
the siesta's been good but the seasons are better
I'm mourning for Parker
...he's not dead?
whatever
here's a solo
empty stadiums
waiting for players to wake up
waiting for blaseball to come back
a cup of coffee by my side
I'm ready for the IBL to come alive
the siesta's been good but the seasons are better
still mourning for Parker
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affinity for crows
03:21
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a flock hungry of birds gather in the outfield
i guess a storm's coming in
the stadium lights finally flickered out
and i feel unstable
the birds just keep staring
they've found their prize
they're mad at you, specifically you
yeah, you know who you are
do these birds have souls?
well they've got more spirit than you anyway
i hardly think a few birds
are going to bring about the end of the world
the birds are mad at you
you specifically
you know who you are
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macchiato city nights
04:16
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deep in the covers as the evening soaks
the bright milky light of the full moon, a new moon, moon 2
pierces the caffeinated shadows. "this is a dream"
you'd say, if you could ever feel the words
but this is the city that never sleeps, that cannot sleep
and then you smell it: burnt vanilla, ash, notes of [infinite]
as if to say: "it's alright
it's a beautiful night, and you're falling"
every drive is a midnight drive, windows down
to taste the rain, feel the chill, drink the air
to remind yourself that we will make it
the darkness isn't whole, it's full of holes
every window light a local stain
in the firmament, dollops that whisper:
"they can try to stop this deluge
but like hot water through grounds, we'll just pour right through"
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offseason
03:37
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electric kettle
02:58
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liquid friend
02:14
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Aw Nuts I
04:25
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white flag
02:48
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we might forfeit this game
and forfeit next
we might forfeit our peanuts
and forfeit our bets
we might forfeit our money
and forfeit our time
and forfeit our happiness
just to get by
we might forfeit our friendships
or forfeit our team
forfeit a good night’s sleep
so we forfeit our dreams
we might forfeit our love
and forfeit our fame
we forfeit so much
to keep playing this game
we raise a flat white flag
that we hope you respect
because we forfeit so much
that we're all deep in debt
and if we still can’t make it
trying to beat all the odds
but we’ll never forfeit
our fight against the gods
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taking a siesta
02:35
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ilb coffee shop au
03:12
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Welcome to Internet League Blaseball's Coffee Cup Cafe. We're pleased to offer a variety of different beans to help energize or relax you, as well as a unique selection of pour-overs - and remember, every pour-over includes a free refill.
The beans we have on selection today are:
-a light city roast with hints of lavender
-a cinnamon roast with big-bodied milk chocolate
-an espresso roast with grass-fed butter
-a light roast with delicate balance, flavor, and body
-a full city roast with serious heat
-a single origin roast with body and butterscotch toffee
-a medium-dark roast with strong citrus notes
-a second crack roast with candy-like sweetness
-a half city roast with extra dimension
-and, finally, a high roast with rich, velvety chocolate
Today's pour-over offerings include:
-a dark roast blending charcoal and cherry
-a French roast blending bourbon barbecue and pungent lemon pepper
-a light city roast blending fiery jerk paste and chai
-a continental roast blending marinara and hazelnut
-a double roast blending walnut and dirt
-a single origin roast blending plum tomatoes and flowers
-a medium roast blending aromatics and butterscotch toffee
-a dark roast blending pungent lemon pepper and umami
-an espresso roast blending lavender and grass-fed butter
-a light roast blending blood and blood
-and our final pour-over offering for today, a medium roast blending extra cheese and pumpkin
We here at the Coffee Cup Cafe hope you're enjoying the ILB Coffee Cup, and that you're having a pleasant siesta. Take care, and please don't forget your free refill.
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Aw Nuts II
04:12
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zero index interlude
01:32
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i like coffee 2
02:43
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Hey, you like coffee?
Yeah, I like coffee 2.
I get so wired
When I get coffee with you.
Who would have thought
We’d have a chance to just chill.
So now let’s stay here
And have another refill.
Hey, you like coffee?
Yeah, I like coffee 2.
I won’t get tired
Of having another cup with you.
I never thought
We’d get this time for just us.
So now let’s savor it
And no one can interrupt us.
Hey, you like coffee?
Yeah, I like coffee 2.
I get inspired
When I can drink it with you.
Who would believe
We’d find the time to do this?
So let’s get coffee
And have a sip of bliss.
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18. |
club de calf
02:29
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19. |
[foghorn sound]
03:10
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Aw Nuts III
01:54
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24. |
sourdough
03:00
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25. |
just a little buzzed
03:14
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26. |
blaseball go brrrrrr
02:33
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Aw Nuts IV
03:02
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tired
02:41
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i've played 10 games already
my skills is slowly, steadily
worsening, minute by minute,
second by second, and day by day
the coffee rain is hitting me
affecting me consistently
all my actions are sluggish
i can only give 50 percent
it's time to play, but i can't get my limbs up
i can't get anything done in this coffee cup
i need some time to work things out, but i can't, cuz i'm tired
my bat is moving slower today
it feels like everything is getting in my way
this was supposed to be relaxing, but i'm stressed
i can barely put the effort in, to get dressed
it's time to play, but i can't get my limbs up
i can't get anything done in this coffee cup
i need some time to work things out, but i can't, cuz i'm -
it's time to play, but i can't get my limbs up
i can't get anything done in this coffee cup
i need some time to work things out, but i can't, cuz i'm tired
cuz i'm tired
cuz i'm
tired.
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Aw Nuts V
02:24
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tractor bean
04:51
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this player is being observed carefully......
the saucer descends!
GM is caught in the tractor bean!
GM is percolated!
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chill brew crew
01:57
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35. |
the coffee cuppa
01:33
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bless this little coffee date
i hope to them my soul RELATES
i hope our love burns just as bright
as tiana's flames that dark dark night
derive the stars
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the "real" game band
02:46
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38. |
farm de calf
02:45
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coffee four?
01:44
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coffee four, coffee four
coffee four, coffee four
what is it? what is it?
what is it? what is it?
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42. |
pregame ritual: hot tub
03:39
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43. |
good to the last drop
02:29
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45. |
pvrker's lament
01:48
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47. |
unlimited breadsticks
02:30
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radio check, check
spaceman, can you hear me?
[beep beep]
awesome, so uh, can I explain an idea we have for a chant for you real quick? it’s a bit of a logic train
[beep!]
okay, so...spaceman
we’re assuming you're an extraterrestrial
so step one: ET, like the movie
what happens in the movie?
the bike flies and it’s over the moon
let’s hone in on the bike part
the bike has a chain, right?
what else has a chain?
popular north american game show chain reaction
so with that game show, which is great by the way, what else has reactions?
the discord, we use reactions
guess what else has a discord
my little pony
there’s a character named discord, or so i’m told
and summers pony is on our team, are they not?
therefore, the only logical follow-up is autumn
also known as fall
fall...guys
like the video game
fall guys and what other video game coincided in popularity at the same time? among us!
what platform is among us sold on on pc? steam
who made steam? valve
valves are used in applications where there is some sort of flow, usually through a pipe
now you wanna ask yourself, what else has a pipe?
well, any self-respecting gentleman of the early 20th century
and those guys? they were kinda not good
what else wasn’t good? the ET video game!
yep, this is going back there
you gotta take the bike part back now
remember how i said it was crossing the moon?
the bike was crossing the moon
and what was ET in?
a basket! on the bike!
and where do you take baskets? to a garden
which garden?
the olive garden
therefore, we should chant “UNLIMITED BREADSTICKS” every time you take the mound
I rest my case
spaceman? are you still there?
UNLIMITED BREADSTICKS
UNLIMITED BREADSTICKS
nice
unlimited breadsticks
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the garages Seattle, Washington
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we are the
garages, an anarcho-syndicalist blaseball band from the fictional location of seattle. we make songs about being gay, the apocalypse, and fighting the gods.
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