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a warning (can't play live)

from THE GARAGES CAN'T PLAY LIVE by the garages



    design by @CattiferJen

    a3. (11.75x16.5inches). printed. folded. setlist and download code for CAN'T PLAY LIVE on back.

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what do you know about fairness?
is "fair" for the highest bidder?
do you blame us for their mess?
are we really all winners?

what do you know about investment?
be honest, are we your cash cows?
or is this set for recession?
what do you twist in your favor now?

you'll find we're a ruthless bunch
and we're often correct when we have a hunch
if the last few years were proof enough
then you and I both know what's on our minds

we're here to ask our new owner:
something in that deal isn't disclosed
is this a hostile takeover?
if so, there's something that you should know:

this is a warning from us to you
now that our end of the deal is due
if you've got some hell to put us through
you know what happened last time, don't you?

we've done it once and we'll do it again
no one will die in your name but you
so if you think about bringing the end
just rest assured it will be yours too


from THE GARAGES CAN'T PLAY LIVE, released April 16, 2021


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