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betsie trombone (+ R -S version)

from TA03​.​1: DECLASSIFIED by the garages



i’m gonna be
your hero
if you let me
i’m gonna take
this team home

i have a way
of striking out
the batters
call it "the betsy trombone"

washington state
has got a good thing
coming now
we've sat around
waiting to play

and i've got a plan
a pitch you can't see coming
leave it to me
i'm your man

if you're around
lemme show you how
seattle steps up
game after game
to the mound

and i'm gonna be
your hero, if you let me
i'm gonna make
this team proud


from TA03​.​1: DECLASSIFIED, released June 10, 2022
Original by carly house phone (@worsterman, from the album REVERSED, this version by Bertie (, @HeyItsBertie )


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