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consumer blues

from storm's here by the garages

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I was walking down the field
another day
another ballgame
our new pitcher on the mound:
(now pitching for the seattle garages)
chorby soul
when along came
a horde of sharks with teeth so sharp
they could cut right through our bats
ready to consume
and take away all of our stats

oh no
oh no
look down below

oh consumers are coming
and they're coming for our soul
you better hope your skin is thick enough
or they'll swallow you whole

oh no
oh no
look down below

oh consumers are coming
and they're coming for us all
you better hope your skin is thick enough
or they'll swallow you whole

(killer harmonica solo)

and as the killer fish attacked
I held onto my cowboy hat
and jumped from nose to nose between two bites
the league's most gracious acrobat
but as I grabbed poor chorby soul
from the jaws of defeat
I felt the teeth of an aquatic beast
wrapped around my feet

oh no
oh nooooo
look down below

oh consumers are coming
and they're coming for our soul
you better hope your skin is thick enough
or they'll swallow you whole

oh no
oh no
look down below

oh consumers are coming
and they're coming for us all
you better hope your skin is thick enough
or they'll swallow you whole

credits

from storm's here, released April 30, 2021
by apha (@apha.music), background vocals by jennifer cat (@CattiferJen), Levi Squier (VNN) (@SquierVO), and Quinne Larsen (eelvalley.bandcamp.com), garages stadium announcer by kiauro

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we are the garages, an anarcho-syndicalist blaseball band from the fictional location of seattle. we make songs about being gay, the apocalypse, and fighting the gods. ... more

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