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jaylen hotdogfingers settles the score (slow version)

from TA03​.​2: UNEARTHED by the garages



You might've killed me once
But you won't get that chance again
Behold the put-out sun behold the bloodsoaked pouring rain

A broken team beneath you and
A league broken and burned
Come to meet your killers
Come to see you pay in turn

Step up to the plate
I'm gonna roast you like inferno roasts with hate -
With unbearable pain
I take careful aim
With arm wound back
You're in the path of a star player aflame

Reality is changing
I am being torn apart
I'm stolen from my team
But you can never steal my heart

Square up on the pitching mound
Blink twice if you can see
The turncoat Jaylen saboteur
Is signalling strike three

Step up to the plate
We're gonna crush you like a millstone crushes grain -
Incredibly fine
I glimpse the divine
With bat cocked back
You're in the path of a star player line drive

I'm not gonna lose again
I won't be your tool again
No more killing, no more pain
No more in the hall of flame

This is my redemption arc
I will be redeemed
Let all the ashes in my wake
Hem the blaseball seams

Step up to the plate
I'm gonna roast you as a god-damn reprobate -
It's time for bloodshed
This one's to the head
No holding back
You're in the path of a star player undead


from TA03​.​2: UNEARTHED, released June 17, 2022
Originally by Cass Paint ( @NoWarButCassWar ) from the album DEICIDE, this version by Julian ( @okay_sure_cool ), Vocals by Kathryn ( @kath_ebooks )


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