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just bad

from short circuit 03 by the garages

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we're the worst band you've heard in your life
twenty plus members, over five hundred tracks that nobody remembers
and events where we unprepared just kinda nod and stare
and mime playing guitar in front of gamer chairs

as the neighbors glare
at our failures they're never gonna hear none of our labor played
over the radio waves
are you not entertained?
we cannot pay for it but we'll drop another tape

we'll suck forever
we're back together
on the attack, whether or not you heard the last track
awful like that
we're like the Netherlands weather in that just like it we're bad
i take no pleasure in announcing the facts

we're the garages
the grajizz, the band that sabotages
its own career with every new premiere
we can't afford good gear
for every chord you cheer for
we played a million that would make nobody want to hear more

we suck
we're just bad
we suck
i'll leave it at that

this is not about the game
but we suck at it too, it's in the name
every record's the same
it's sad what became of our claim to fame
we're just another boring soundcloud wannabe band
we're just a value lower bound for talent-free brands
and frankly our sound is terribly bland
i'm not allowed to swear
but fuck the second chair
we don't even have a first one far as anyone cares

so with the kick and snare and running short on air
i try to get across the point that nothing quite compares
to just how bad we are and how i can't spit bars
and how the band members are the band's only fans

did i say only fans? that'd make more money than
tryin' to market our music with a vinyl plan
cause frankly anyone who can name more than one
garages song probably is already in the band

we suck
we're just bad
we suck
i'll leave it at that

[slap solo]

we suck
(we've never been good)
we're just bad
(just bad!)
we suck
(all of us!)
i'll leave it at that
(at that at that at that)

we suck
(we suck)
we're just bad
(just bad just bad just bad)
we suck
(always have)
i'll leave it at that

credits

from short circuit 03, released February 11, 2022
by fox (@slavfoxman)

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if you want an album for free, for any reason, email thegarages@fourth-strike.com

we are the garages, an anarcho-syndicalist blaseball band from the fictional location of seattle. we make songs about being gay, the apocalypse, and fighting the gods. ... more

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