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from the garages: RIV by the garages

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lyrics

theodore duende's the perfect captain
solid fundamentals and a great friend
we need more sluggers like him and allison abbott
we need less people like mike townsend

we’ve got luis acevedo
the best vocaloid in the league
but I’ll get to that later

we’ve got gwiff now and gwiff never wiffs
I think he’s at least half owl; it’s unclear
but we’ve got luis acevedo
the only vocaloid who can also thwack
when they’re at bat they bellow

this next runs for hotdogfingers
a victim of eldricth circumstance
if she lived to see our new pitcher
this next ground outs for mike townsend
we’re going to win in spite of you
if we don’t win that’s totally ok, cuz you know we’re gonna pa pa pa pa
park it

theodore duende's got the formula
that’s why they call blaseball the sweet science
he just walks up to the plate and says “soundgarden is pretty good,
but they’re far from the best band out of seattle”
“have you heard of this band weep wave?
I’ll make you a mixtape after this”
then he hits a grand slam


this next runs for hotdogfingers
a victim of eldricth circumstance
if she lived to see our new pitcher
this next ground outs for mike townsend
we’re going to win in spite of you
out of the way, it’s duendesday season
I know we’re anticapitalist
but tiana cash didn’t have to die
she was literally made of money
though I’m sure it informed her politics so for her we will just pa pa pa pa
park it

credits

from the garages: RIV, released August 27, 2021
written by Ethan Geller (@pragmatism)
originally on the garages kill the gods
lead vocals by Quinne
backing vocals by Erica
lead guitar by schmucku (perfected-automation.bandcamp.com)
rhythm guitar by Mother Love Blone (@lastyears_model)
bass by fox (@slavfoxman)
drums by Ethan Geller (@pragmatism)
keys by Cherry (@Cynthia_pensive)
sax by Rosie Drown (@ap_pussyeatin)
synth by ????? (www.patreon.com/fourthstrike)
“park it”s by the garages family

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the garages Seattle, Washington

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we are the garages, an anarcho-syndicalist blaseball band from the fictional location of seattle. we make songs about being gay, the apocalypse, and fighting the gods. ... more

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