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written by @somewhatrosy, production by apha (


radio check, check
spaceman, can you hear me?
[beep beep]
awesome, so uh, can I explain an idea we have for a chant for you real quick? it’s a bit of a logic train

okay, so...spaceman
we’re assuming you're an extraterrestrial
so step one: ET, like the movie
what happens in the movie?
the bike flies and it’s over the moon
let’s hone in on the bike part
the bike has a chain, right?

what else has a chain?
popular north american game show chain reaction
so with that game show, which is great by the way, what else has reactions?
the discord, we use reactions
guess what else has a discord
my little pony
there’s a character named discord, or so i’m told
and summers pony is on our team, are they not?

therefore, the only logical follow-up is autumn
also known as fall
like the video game
fall guys and what other video game coincided in popularity at the same time? among us!
what platform is among us sold on on pc? steam
who made steam? valve
valves are used in applications where there is some sort of flow, usually through a pipe
now you wanna ask yourself, what else has a pipe?
well, any self-respecting gentleman of the early 20th century
and those guys? they were kinda not good
what else wasn’t good? the ET video game!
yep, this is going back there

you gotta take the bike part back now
remember how i said it was crossing the moon?
the bike was crossing the moon
and what was ET in?
a basket! on the bike!
and where do you take baskets? to a garden
which garden?
the olive garden
therefore, we should chant “UNLIMITED BREADSTICKS” every time you take the mound
I rest my case

spaceman? are you still there?
unlimited breadsticks



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