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we'll suck forever (can't play live)

from THE GARAGES CAN'T PLAY LIVE by the garages

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lyrics

hell yeah
we're the garages
slept for ten years, now we suck again
whoa-oh, whoa-oh

i betcha thought
we’d gotten better
but nothin’ ever gets better round here
whoa-oh, whoa-oh

yeah we’re sorry to disappoint
but that’s always been the point
yeah we’re sorry to disappoint
but honestly we never cared what you thought about us

we’ll suck forever
we don’t even give a shit
we’ll suck forever
i hope we never get a hit
we’ll suck forever
we don’t even give a shit about what you think
and i’m pretty sure that’s what punk rock means

success is for capitalists
so every time we fail it’s basically praxis
whoa-oh, whoa-oh

who cares
about the bottom line
we’re on a one way ticket to party time
whoa-oh, whoa-oh

yeah we’re sorry to disappoint
but i think you’re missing the point
yeah we’re sorry to disappoint
but what’d you expect from a bunch of cranky anarchists

we’ll suck forever
yeah we’re losers to the end
we’ll suck forever
and then we’ll party with our friends
we’ll suck forever
even if we sweep the playoffs and ascend
yeah we’ll kill the gods, and we’ll still suck then

and if the boss tries to keep us down
we’ll flip her off from the dugout grounds

yeah we’re sorry to disappoint
but that’s always been the point
yeah we’re sorry to disappoint
but honestly who gives a shit what you think about us

we’ll suck forever
I hope we never ever win
we’ll suck forever
yeah we’re losers till the end
we’ll suck forever
because you can’t make us care about what you think
and I’m pretty sure that’s what “punk rock” means.

(well, that and punching nazis. those two things.)

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from THE GARAGES CAN'T PLAY LIVE, released April 16, 2021

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we are the garages, an anarcho-syndicalist blaseball band from the fictional location of seattle. we make songs about being gay, the apocalypse, and fighting the gods. ... more

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