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San Francisco Lovers - Don Mitchell is the Greatest Player in the League

from AWAY GAMES by assorted artists



track by Supreme Device (@_SupremeDevice)


He is the greatest and best player in the league...
The Don

[Verse 1]
Long time ago, Don and his cronies here
They were collecting dues, from all the men that owed
All of a sudden, there shined a shiny knight
In the middle of the starbucks

And he said
"Play the best ball in the world
Or I'll end you all"

Well, the Don and Knight
They looked at each other
And then Don said

And he swung at the first thing
That was thrown at his head
He Just so happened to be
The best player in the league
He was the best player in the league

[Verse 2]
Look into his eyes
And it's easy to see
One and one make two
Two and one make three
It was destiny
Once every hundred-thousand games or so
When the sun don’t shine
But the moon doth glow
And the noise doth grow

[Verse 2]
Needless to say
The Knight was stunned
A clicky-clack went his chain mail
And the Knight was done
He asked Don
Wanna team up?"
And the Don said
That sounds like fun!"
Baaaal, ahhh, ahhh-ah-ah
Ohhh, whoah

[Verse 2]
He’s not yet
The greatest player in the world, no
Just in the league
Couldn't afford
The greatest player in the world, no, no
Just in the league, oh
To the greatest con man on the team
You’re the greatest player in the league
Yeah you’re the best motherheckin' Don

[Bridge: 2-part scat]
Ah-rah, dee
Goo-guh fli-goo gee-goo
Guh fli-goo, ga-goo-buh-dee
Ooh, guh-goo-bee
Fli-goo gee-goo
A-fliguh woo-wa mama San Fr’isco!

And the peculiar thing is this my friends
The Don that steps up to plate and bats
The truth is it isn’t actually just one Don! - 13 syllables

[Verse 2]
This is just a tribute
You've got to believe me
And I wish you were there
It’s not just an opinion
Ah, heck!
Good Gods
Gods love him
So surprised to find you can't stop him
Check your wallets, they’re gone
Rich motherhecker, ka-chug
AlrightDon Mitchell is the Greatest Player in the League


from AWAY GAMES, released October 9, 2020


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