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STRIKEOUT!

from short circuit 03 by the garages

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(5,6,7,8, who do we appreciate?)
it's a brand new season, a brand new circuit
the gods are watching me on the field (no pressure!)
my moxie is low, so is my shakespeareanism
but i'm still a part of the team i guess...

i can't hit the pitches when i'm batting with my right hand
and i'm even worse with my left
i thought i signed up for college basketball
i guess i didn't read the fine print

now all i do is miss the ball and strike out, baby
all i do is strike out
i thought i was gonna make my mother proud, baby
but all i do is strike out

ha haa
all i do is strike out
yeah, i'm not even sure why they picked me

last sunday, i was hanging in washington
but then monday rolls around and i am playing in missouri
and now i'm sweaty, and nervous, my limbs are shaking
and my uniform is slightly damp

when my horoscope said that "my life would be changed"
i thought it meant that i would get to play college basketball
but i'm here, and i hear them call my name
i guess i should go

now all i do is miss the ball and strike out, baby
all i do is strike out
i thought i was gonna make my mother proud, baby
but all i do is strike out

i hope my mom isn't listening to this
i'm very bad at blaseball, but you could probably tell that from my everything!

(batter up, bend your knees, miss the ball and strike out) x16

NOW ALL I DO IS MISS THE BALL AND STRIKE OUT, BABY
ALL I DO IS STRIKE OUT
I THOUGHT I WAS GONNA MAKE MY MOTHER PROUD, BABY
BUT ALL I DO IS STRIKE OUT

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from short circuit 03, released February 11, 2022
by fizzabelle (@izzybutcool)

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we are the garages, an anarcho-syndicalist blaseball band from the fictional location of seattle. we make songs about being gay, the apocalypse, and fighting the gods. ... more

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