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we are the garages (vol 1)

by the garages

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1.
the waterboy looks down on him as he picks up the ball it's another awful day it's another awful day for mike townsend our prodigal son, our shameful pitcher, mike townsend and he pitches the ball in the same way to the same place every time, like an asshole and it's a strong hit to the outfield and a double for the spies mike townsend is a disappointment he's a loser and a total disgrace mike townsend is a disappointment mike townsend better end up in flames yeah he throws the ball in the air so that he can catch it and look cool but he misses catching it on the way down so he just drops it on the floor and has to bend down and pick it up again like nobody just saw him drop it and then he pitches the ball in the same way to the same place every time, like an asshole and the batter sees the defeat in his eyes and there's no strikes, no outs, it's a home run, great job mike townsend is a disappointment he's a loser and a total disgrace mike townsend is a disappointment mike townsend better end up in flames yeah mike townsend is a disappointment he's a loser and a total disgrace
2.
what's that in our outfield a squirrel running, will not yield a squirrel got in through the roof we thought this place was weatherproofed we'll take advantage of this gift from up above we'll feed them peanuts every night see (that squirrel) we need a dugout friend that squirrel went and bit Townsend that squirrel's got some attitude that squirrel made morale renewed we'll take advantage of this gift from up above we'll feed them peanuts every night see (that squirrel) what's that in our outfield? a squirrel running, will not yield a squirrel got in through the roof we thought this place was weatherproofed and using all their might they climbed to such a height escaped through the roof in the night freed (our squirrel)
3.
garagesong 03:07
Blaseball, where to begin? I mourned our hotdog and I bet yet again Good game, King Tot with the save My spite grew for the hellmouths in spades, below My game, peanuts and shame T-Cash rising as a phoenix aflame She's gay, four stars on display When she proves it, we will have quite a day, I hope Jaylen's alight! (fuck fuck fuck fuck) She's really on fire! (fuck fuck fuck fuck) Jaylen's gone away... She sacrificed herself so we could play Just please win one more game Townsend, the loser loves bread Most Garages just wish he was dead Ted-dy, blaseball daddy, all the hard rockers Never falling asleep, oh nooo My game, peanuts and shame Malik thinks all of the monarchs are lame He prays, hopes for a gunblade "Death to Kings" but not King Tot he's OK, I know Jaylen's alight! (fuck fuck fuck fuck) She's really on fire! (fuck fuck fuck fuck) Jaylen's gone away... She sacrificed herself so we could play Just please win one more game Just please win one more game, oh oh Oh please win one more game... "we've just gotta make it to the playoffs"
4.
Gwiffin's here If you need a guy who knows a guy it's crystal clear He'll show up late, but there's no escape cuz Gwiffin's here Spouting gwisdoms, smoking bad pot Have no fear He'll take the fall, he's l ost it all - anyway He spreads his wings and Claws his way to second base but He comes up short like Everytime he comes up at all Cabbage man Does the best he can Cabbage man The kids won't understand Gwiffin's here Clogging up your podcast feed with His trademark sneer Because everything's too loud for our boy Gwiffy Greer Will he ever learn how to Be sincere? We don't think so but we love him - anyway He spreads his wings and Claws his way to second base but He comes up short like Everytime he comes up at all Cabbage man Does the best he can Cabbage man The kids won't understand On your couch or On the field he's He's a real hoot And we still believe He spreads his wings and Claws his way to second base but He comes up short like Everytime he comes up at all Cabbage man Does the best he can Cabbage man The kids won't understand
5.
I’ll never forget Jaylen Hotdogfingers Whistleblower and the greatest mayor We’ll never forget 46 She didn’t deserve to go like this It is open, The book is open And All that’s left is an empty heart shaped hot dog. It is open, The book is open And All that’s left is an empty heart shaped hot dog. She didn’t get to make it to the play offs She didn’t get to make it to the play offs we just gotta make it to the playoffs. we just gotta make it to the playoffs. It is open, The garage is open And All that’s left is an empty heart shaped hot dog. It is open, The garage is open And All that’s left is an empty heart shaped hot dog. heart shaped hot dog. heart shaped hot dog. heart shaped hot dog.
6.
tiana cash 03:01
season three, you emerged we were asking, "who is she" and you proved yourself immediately in your strong arms, you would carry us and your strong heart, you coulda married us we can't believe you didn't last the week tiana cash you were gone too soon your memory will linger but what are we to do? yeah, you carried all of us and then you lost it all so how do we even lift the ball? tiana cash you were gone too soon and now we're left to ask you got some mighty shoes to fill and greer might do it, as long as he does not fall ill there's challenges to try us but your strong wings, they could have flied us and we can't believe our pheonix got put out

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a compilation of the garages tracks so far (seasons 1-3)

credits

released August 7, 2020

mike townsend (is a disappointment) and tiana cash by rain (rainrain.bandcamp.com)
about a squirrel by mucusqueen (@QueenMucus)
garagesong by yana (@VillainousGoo)
gwiffin's here by zandterbird (@zandterbird)
heart shaped hotdog by june september (juneseptember.bandcamp.com)

the tiana cash choir is:
mucusqueen (@QueenMucus)
yana (@VillainousGoo)
@jessegamble
mikeAM
castle
tegan eden
leia (@biglesbowski)
zandterbird (@zandterbird)

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the garages Seattle, Washington

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we are the garages, an anarcho-syndicalist blaseball band from the fictional location of seattle. we make songs about being gay, the apocalypse, and fighting the gods. ... more

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